Love letter from a Snake

A ticket you receive from a police officer.

"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."

by James Redmon July 3, 2005

love-hate relationship

when one person loves their partner and the other hates them for no reason

hennesey loves alex but he hates her, they have a "love-hate relationship".

by oh. you. know. December 6, 2009

Spurt of Lady Love Juice

Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.

Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.

I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

i fucking love you

affectionate slang for I Love You.

I fucking love you. I fucking love you honey. I fucking heart u.

by HoosierGranddaddy February 12, 2015

love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.

Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

i love you slut

someone who uses the phrase I LOVE YOU too often

Charlene:"Omg! I like totally love you girl!"
Charlene again:"I love you SO much Anthony, its not even funny!"
Katie:"You're such an I love you slut Char!"

by amazingirl January 7, 2009

Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006