Dummy dick

When a guy has a huge ass dick but is also dumb af.

"How was hanging out with Chad last night?"
"Girl, he fucked me with that dummy dick!"

by Ty5667 March 26, 2019

Sydney’s dick

A extremely large dick

“Damn, that guy has a Sydney’s dick”

by Linda Radford March 26, 2019

Dick crawlers

Girls that go to a guy once he’s single asking for his dick.

Dick crawlers went right to my boyfriend after we broke up.

by Bitch3sbebonkers April 2, 2019

Dick Cheese

A slang word amunst Plumbers discribing a white, or yellow substance found in the P-trap and the drain outlet of A often used urinal due to Calcium build up from urine, and is often the primary cause to urinal stoppages.

That Dick Cheese stinks!

by Plumb Man April 6, 2019

Quick dick

Slang term for someone who can’t last longer than a minute. It’s used in a mocking manner.

Ranch: HAHAHA, your such a quick dick, why did i even give you a blow job?!
Brady: I’m Sorry I just got excited!

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Cold dick

Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.

“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick

by Makeshifts April 14, 2019

Dick-ouche

A person who is both a dick & a douche.

My ex was such a dick-ouche!

by Debi Lee December 4, 2019