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The face you see before you die

Falololololol the face you see before you die
by OPCatloverTCG August 14, 2021
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Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021
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Give me your face

When a man dominates a female and pulls his hard throbbing cock out and he gets her on her knees he puts his hands on her face and then says "give me your face" and starts hard stroking
You know i love it when you give me your face
by Creamycameltoe69 September 14, 2018
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can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.
Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.
by Braedon15 January 15, 2009
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Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011
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drink blood from the face of your cat

This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.
If you don't shut up i'll drink blood from the face of your cat!
by CuntHunterGinger May 20, 2011
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Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.
Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...
by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008
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