one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

by Shafter101 July 2, 2019

One

One is a number that follows zero and precedes two. In scientific notation, it is written as ten to the 0 zeroth power.

Person A: Hey, where did all the apples go?
Person B: Oh I ate them and left one.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

That one sound

That one sound made by a slightly bendy sheet of any material when shaken.

Hey Jared! Check out this cool thing I found! it even makes that one sound! *woopdwoop woop woopywoop woopwoooop*

by whoopwoop May 29, 2022

One direction

One direction is one of the best boy band ever they were formed on the 23rd of July 2010 on a tv show called the X factor. The band is formed by Harry Styles Niall Horan Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik. The band took a break in 2016 for 18 months but still haven’t come back. There fandom is called directioners and currently the boys have there own solo careers.

Person: one direction is never coming back together

Directioner: Say that again and I will slap you accross the far like Louis did to Niall

by Directioner 💚🤍🧡💙💚💛💞💞💞💞 May 7, 2020

This isn't one of those times

The basis of civil rights is changing how people interact with you in public.

Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

Mark I (Mark One)

The first in a series.

I saw that with my own Mark I (Mark One) eyeballs.

by Proof_positive August 22, 2011