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crying the white tears of love

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.
I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!
by rc55 March 5, 2004
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I Love You Handshake

The way that two people who are obviously in love hold hands. It involves slightly tracing each other's palms and gently scratching the other persons palm, looks a bit like your fingers are doing a sort of jelly fish motion. This is usually accompanied by looking into each others eyes and a stupid smile. Most of the time this handshake is done with your hands in the air as apposed to the side (like in traditional hand holding).

It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.
Person 1: So, how are things going with you and that guy?

Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.
by Captain Snazzy February 17, 2010
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Love of my life

by Geekoply August 4, 2020
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I love you too

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.
you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*
by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014
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pimp daddy love shack

hey lets go to the pimp daddy love shack for a fire then dance party
by surfer4life January 2, 2008
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let me love you

The whisper of a fangirl as she stares at the screen of her computer, lusting after the one she desires.

Varies in levels of creepiness depending on how old she/the one she wants is, and the way it is said.

This type of fangirl is most commonly found lurking on tumblr.
by Acidic Lemonade September 10, 2011
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Leaning Tower Love Tap

When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.
Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."
by Jimbo Chew October 17, 2010
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