You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

by spageeetti August 28, 2021

you should smile more

A phrase spoken by a man to a woman when he wants to be punched in the face.

Man 1. I can't believe she punched me in the face! My nose is bleeding.
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."

by espressoninja June 1, 2021

women bringing you sandwiches

an awesome facebook page that has over 250,000 fans that celebrates women bringing you sandwiches. everyone knows a sandwich is better when a woman brings it to you! users can submit their own photos of hot women bringing sandwiches.

Wow, we should taker her picture bringing a sandwich and submit it to women bringing you sandwiches!

by belle2013 June 23, 2010

have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

by Danny B March 16, 2005

You want room?

Pacific Northwest localism for: do you want room for cream in your coffee? Unaccountably, it seems not (as of this writing) to have spread down into Northern California.

I'd rather say 'you want room?' than 'you want fries with that?'

by Buce August 9, 2005

Push You Down

–noun

a sudden, downward shift in the direction of the floor from another force.

Don't make me push you down old lady and jerk the plug on the life alert!

by Nurse at an old folks home March 1, 2009

who hired you?

got this from dese guys from atlanta we met wen me and sum friends went to myrtle beach. it means either who asked you to say that? or who asked you to do that?

after jamie says one of their other sayins:

jamie: chill man chill
guys: who hired you???

by Anizzle13 August 18, 2008