Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.

Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.

by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022

Pulling-Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An Example of somebody Pulling-Musselman is below...

Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman

by HungerStriker July 8, 2011

Pull a Ricky

Not showing up to shit

Hey guys my wife real preggo. Might have to pull a Ricky.

by Chrisdowd10 June 11, 2021

Pulling a 1984

To turn your classroom of students against each other via shared classroom quizzes on the book 1984.

I really hate my ELA teacher he kept Pulling a 1984

by Nameistaken666 January 25, 2022

Pull Up Them Grades

A deragatory roast that usually implies you have low grades.and you need to higher them typically used by very studious people aswell

Pull up them grades let’s go yes sirrr.

by Poor man Antoine April 29, 2019

pulled a damian

When a white guy thinks that white people experience racism the same way black people do.

Person: ew ur white
White person: ew ur black
Innocent bystander: this mf white guy just pulled a damian

by the watcher 38 December 20, 2021

Pull a Chris

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.

Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.

by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023