knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

three sided cock duster

handle bar moustache used to carefully dust the top and sides of a convenient cock

Man, that guy from supersize me has a huge three sided cock duster

by Steve eh April 23, 2008

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004

cock-knocking-clown-fucker

the act of being a horneyer

Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker

by J O N C November 1, 2006

Penta Kill Cock Block

When you get a Quadra kill on League of Legends but someone on your team steals the last kill.

Ashe : Kill
Ashe : Double Kill
Ashe : Triple Kill
Ashe : Quadra Kill
Sona : Kill ( Troll )

Ashe : AKJSDHAISBDASDAS WHHYYYY
Ashe : You penta kill cock block'd me

by LeagueOfLegendsTrollers February 16, 2013

Chumpstin von der cock

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

cock thirsty boat whores

The kid of gals the go on Single Cruises. They usally book with Singles Cruise.Com or Vacations to Go. The worst/best prospects come form Salt Lake City or Huston, Texas.

Wow, that Alison and her roomate are real Real Cock Thirsty Boat Whores. All I did is give her a glass of Box Wine. Then we went back to her room and fucked. I hoping to make a "Big John Samich" with her and her roomate tonight!!!

by HarlinWangmaster June 20, 2007