Matrix Head

A matrix head is someone who is completely caught up in the matrix and believes everything the government says.

Her brother is such a matrix head. How can he think the moon landing was real?

by Amy Lane 2 April 23, 2025

Silly goose with a mallards head

A funny lookin goober

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head

by Oohh darling January 08, 2021

head%20bin

when your girl sucks your dick and 20% of your balls

guy 1: yo my girl gave me head%20bin last night
guy 2: nice bro.

by o hell ye November 17, 2017

head polishing

Overstimulating the glans of the penis vigorously, for example, by rubbing the palm of the hand against the top of the penis head as if to "polish" it, which can feel really good or overwhelming or excruciating, depending on the sensitivity of that anatomy.

That cock head polishing always drives them crazy

by SFDom October 15, 2023

head spin

someone who makes you confused

‘you make my head spin’

by urbanoutfitters99 December 27, 2022

Head Musher

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

by hookedonhooks May 05, 2011

whet head

commonly called whets or george with a large head!!!

by Anonymous June 23, 2003