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zerk

That piece is zerkin
by masta decoy March 7, 2008
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Zero

someone who is dark, mysterious, and sexy. a girl or guy that everyone wants.
"that girl is such a zero, she makes my pants grow"
by boogaboogabitch July 15, 2007
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zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.
by Pie Lady September 3, 2005
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zero-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.
A: How did you get here?
B: Using my zero-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...
by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007
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Coke Zero

All the price of high street cocaine, Zero of the effects
Head One: "...so how was that gram you bought for a ton on Saturday then mate? Banging?"

Head Two: "Na man, that was a proper knock mate! Did some, felt a bit of a twitch at the beginning, then nothing after that!"

Head One: "Mate, you got done! Looks like you got hit with some Coke Zero there geez!"
by zeddmeister September 1, 2013
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size zero

skinny models that designer Victoria Beckham specifically banned from walking in her Spring 2011 catwalk presentation because she wants to be the only skinny bitch in the world.
Victoria sitting in the audition room, one skinny mode walks in, she whispers "omg who's that size zero bitch? is she skinnier than me?" then she yells "you're out skinny BITCH!"
by Rony911 September 18, 2010
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Size Zero

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.
Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan
by Tortured_Soul December 9, 2008
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