Wide as the Clyde 

The Clyde is a massive river in Glasgow. The insult is a response to someone who done something cruel, wrong, cheeky, or cheeky. The insult is often made in response to a wise cracker or a joke merchant who done or made fun of someone's expense. It's banter to say this to your friend as a joke when they piss you off or when they make a joke that's sick or funny at your expense. Also when some one doesn't give you what you want you could say this.

You're as wide as the Clyde. He's/she's wide as the Clyde.

Wide as the Clyde by Ker Ber March 15, 2018

saucy wedge 

A woman who is extremely good looking.

Friend One: Dude, check out the knockers on that broad!
Friend Two: Man, that is one saucy wedge!

saucy wedge by Roboito June 17, 2006

Double-wide SCSI 

A term referencing any person and/or object that is nasty, old or considered trailer trash. More specifically, it applies to the large SCSI cables that were used on large computer equipment and scanners back in the 90's.

Run Ma! He has a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy)!
She moved into a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).
That girl is a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).

Double-wide SCSI by christo101 October 6, 2008

Saucey wedgey 

Putting lotion or cream down the back of one's pants and then giving them a wedgey. Hence a saucey wedgey!

Lets give that little mother fucker a saucey wedgey.

Saucey wedgey by takistan November 8, 2009

Wisconsin Wedge 

When you have a wet fart which results in an itchy ass and the scraching of the ass crack results in a wedgie.

Do I scratch my itchy asscrack and risk a Wisconsin Wedge?

Wisconsin Wedge by 57duetsch06 January 7, 2010

Potato wedge 

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

Potato wedge by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017

Cajun dusted wedges 

The gusset of some thickly skidded PE shorts left out on display in a school changing room.

Bloody Hell Wills have you seen the state of Harry's running shorts? The gusset looks like Cajun dusted wedges. And there's some mayo!

Cajun dusted wedges by K. Skid December 9, 2010