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Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
by thetaco2 June 9, 2018
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NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.
No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse
by shutupslover April 19, 2020
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german face wash

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.
Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........
by bruceO.o December 7, 2010
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car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019
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Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
by TANGO December 12, 2012
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Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.
Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!
by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012
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Wash Yo Face

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.
Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014
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