Wagon party

When a large woman is surrounded by men's erect genitals. She then spins around in a circle getting slapped with each spoke of the "wagon party" as she goes.
Big Melissa really gave it her all in that wagon party.
by MissyWagonParty August 05, 2017
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Shanty wagon

Noun: A piece of crap car that belongs in a third world country and not on paved roads.
Get your damn shanty wagon off of the interstate!
by Samb12 August 23, 2014
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Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.
Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
by Weeesnaw July 01, 2010
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E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 30, 2023
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lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work
That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.
by bolognaround May 07, 2015
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fixed his wagon

I fixed his wagon when he got busted
by JohnELaw August 18, 2015
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Pokè wagoner

Someone who hasn't watched Pokèmon growing up playing and dosen't know any type of Pokèmon, and yet they still play Pokèmon GO.
Dude, this girl is playing Pokémon GO, and she doesn't know what a Pikachu is. She is a Pokè wagoner.
by Bullard6311 August 12, 2016
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