VEGAN

A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.

Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”

Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”

VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”

by Peruki August 2, 2023

Vegan

Little bitcn

What are you Vegan private?

by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023

Vegan

Lousy Hunter

James: the animal got away
Billy: that’s because your a lousy hunter
James: don’t call me a vegan!

by VeganHunter999 September 2, 2023

Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.

Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!

by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Vegan

It means that u have a smoll pp

"hey mom im vegan" mom: u smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021