vagines

Mis-spelling of "Vagina"

Person A: penis porne, vagines.

Person B: ...What?

by oatmealwastakenomg June 18, 2023

vagines

a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis

is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french

by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022

Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 22, 2012

Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did

"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"

by Dr sylvester stalin July 08, 2018

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D February 28, 2016

vaginal conceit

a woman's belief that all she has to do is show up and take off her clothes when she is having sex, as opposed to actually moving.

Her vaginal conceit is off the chain. She doesn't move at all during sex.

by drbillyg March 19, 2014