phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018

dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

by Swegaster December 1, 2016

Dinosaur Vagina

Dinosaur Vagina is God. Obey her, love her, respect her. She has endured many pains for us. She is the female version of Dragon Penis.

Has Dinosaur Vagina let you into her?

by Head of the Church of D.V. June 11, 2019

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved

amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways

by 121peekon October 8, 2020

vagina vaykay

Sex tourism.

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?

by Shuaman October 5, 2018

Garlic Vagina

When a girl has a smelly vagina, or just smells like she has a smelly something.

Dude I was on a date with this girl and she had garlic vagina

by Bacack June 9, 2011

Toned Vagina

A vagina that is not trashed or worn out. Very pleasing to look at. The appropriate verbiage for frat boys to ask for nude pictures of sorority girls. Not your average whores vagina but a high class sorority whores vagina.

Yo, hit me up after the gym. We should trade nudes. I want to know if you have a toned vagina.

by El Ray Sundrop June 3, 2019