Uncle jake

A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.

by afraize December 2, 2021

Uncle Barry

Uncle Barry is a character in the Rick and Morty spinoff by Michael Cusack called "Bushworld Adventures." His "dementia" flares up during Rick and Morty's time in his house, his wife suddenly shouts "UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!" once she realises it's happening again.

"OI, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?!"
"OH NO, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!"

by шиншилла August 27, 2022

uncle tummy

A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.

WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.

by Ricky black July 7, 2020

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 7, 2017

Uncle Scarred

When you try to play 36-holes on the golf course but pass out drunk on hole 15.

Greg was playing golf with his friends until he got Uncle Scarred and had to go to bed.

by Aaaabbbbbcccccddd January 9, 2020

Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.

Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

uncle shivers

The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space

"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"

by tooshielova555 January 22, 2014