Well, if your name is Emma Ross you may be a jerk. Now I'm not saying all Emma ross's are jerks but there's one that is. So you may be wondering "how am I a jerk?" Well it's not exactly like that I just don't like your personality. When you came to my house you begged for everything and left with 4 stuff animals.
And when I told you no you begged more and more and more. So this is a subscription about you so, your annoying, clingy, and I just don't like you or your personality in general. So I'm sorry it came to this, and I know this is taking it to far but still. You need to stop.
And when I told you no you begged more and more and more. So this is a subscription about you so, your annoying, clingy, and I just don't like you or your personality in general. So I'm sorry it came to this, and I know this is taking it to far but still. You need to stop.
"Hey do you know that Emma girl, Emma Ross? Yeah she needs to stop following you around."
"Hey! I'm right here guys!"
"Hey! I'm right here guys!"
by A ugly rude kid June 28, 2018

He is the RoastMaster General. Known for being the best insult comic in America, you will most likely see him in one of those celebrity roasts they do every year.
Person One: "Hey man, did you see that Tom Brady roast? It was epic!"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
by deflated January 15, 2025

A drinking game centered around the contemporary classic sitcom Friends.
Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."
Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.
Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."
Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.
A: Do you know any drinking games?
B: Erm, do you know Eight Minutes of Ross?
A: I love Eight Minutes of Ross, I couldn't stand up the last time I played that!
B: Erm, do you know Eight Minutes of Ross?
A: I love Eight Minutes of Ross, I couldn't stand up the last time I played that!
by Szam May 18, 2011

Rosse Martinez is someone to die for. She is perfect and kind and funny and everything you could imagine in a dream girlfriend. She’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, talk things through when you’re mad, and tell you funny jokes when you’re happy. She may be a handful but it’s worth loving for. She may be mean on the outside but when you get to know her, She is the most amazing woman ever
by iloveRosse August 7, 2023

by APQU May 19, 2021

You know what a wall is? You know what a Walrus is? THEN WHAT IS A ROSS?! We do not know what a ross is, it may be a horse, a cure or perfection. Ross is everything, ross is life. You use ross when you don't know how to describe something.
by rullis2 May 10, 2023

The worst person of all time, just a terrible terrible human being. Kid can't even tie his own shoes.
Person 1: "Hey do you know Sean Ross"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a real butt plug"
Person 1: "You serious"
Person 2: "More serious than Cancer"
Person 1: "Hey do you know Sean Ross"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a real butt plug"
Person 1: "You serious"
Person 2: "More serious than Cancer"
Person 1: "Hey do you know Sean Ross"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a real butt plug"
Person 1: "You serious"
Person 2: "More serious than Cancer"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a real butt plug"
Person 1: "You serious"
Person 2: "More serious than Cancer"
by sauceysauce19 April 29, 2015
