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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?
by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024
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national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L
everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day
by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023
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To Put Someone D

To Put Someone D it means to put them with someone or match them with someone
To put someone d
I just put Alicia D with her crush
by Dezzy be chillin September 4, 2023
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wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021
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To Boris someone

To Boris someone -
To offer far less than an items real value.
To harshly low ball someone to the point of insulting them.
To boris someone

Hey I know you need to get rid of that like new corvette I’d be willing to give you $2500 for it to help you out .
by Bob Robert’s July 12, 2025
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