As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
Get the Syrian Loophole Theorymug. The theory states that the universe was always the universe and when the universe grows so big it collapses on itself starting the big bang that creates the next universe. This sets the basis for the basic laws of physics e.g. time is relevant. This theory has been proven by Oppenheimer himself and Jordan Kilfoyl.
by 99.95%atar_student October 23, 2023
Get the Shiv & Baz Theorymug. Plenty of unusual theories about the Year end wet season, also responsible for altering forecasts dramatically, to the idea that 5G transmitters that are behind the cause of climate fluctuations. There’s been no shortage of hard-to-believe ideas.
It's clear that if anyone took this idea seriously, it would be very dangerous to public health; fortunately, I don't think anyone does. Unfortunately, “Elffy’s duty” is a known fact to a group in Singapore called Ton Complete Group(TCG), occurs only every 2 days of Elffy’s(member of TCG) rota shift duty.
It's clear that if anyone took this idea seriously, it would be very dangerous to public health; fortunately, I don't think anyone does. Unfortunately, “Elffy’s duty” is a known fact to a group in Singapore called Ton Complete Group(TCG), occurs only every 2 days of Elffy’s(member of TCG) rota shift duty.
“Elffy tomorrow you duty ah? Confirm rain one ah”
“The rain fucking heavy sia here at Banyan”
“I think the the weather tomorrow like Elffy duty sia”
“ Elffy’s duty theory is a fact now”
“The rain fucking heavy sia here at Banyan”
“I think the the weather tomorrow like Elffy duty sia”
“ Elffy’s duty theory is a fact now”
by anonymous September 25, 2020
Get the Elffy’s duty theorymug. They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
by Kobra C. June 24, 2021
Get the Bisexual Woman Theorymug. The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"
"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"
"Sweet."
"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"
"Sweet."
by AJAW October 1, 2004
Get the ugly chick theorymug. In Life, evolution is the process of change in the traits of a person from highschool to the next. The Shaikh Potential Theory deals with the idea that a woman who may appear unattractive in her early stages of life will turn out to be beautiful in the future. The theory explores the idea of finding "potential" in these future hot women and becoming friends with them now, in their least attractive form. So when they reach their potential, the lucky person who befriended her, now has a beautiful female friend. Thus earning himself the respect he deserved but never got from his peers.
Shaikh Potential Theory: There are two major mechanisms that drive the Theory. The first is face, a girl with braces, acne, or bad hair is usually a canditate for the Theory. One must look past these imperfections and discover the beauty 4 or 5 years from now. Secondly, the body is important, if shes over weight or lacks nutrition and needs the right amount of meat? go for her, be friends with that. Since losing weight is easier than losing ugly.
Shaikh Potential Theory: There are two major mechanisms that drive the Theory. The first is face, a girl with braces, acne, or bad hair is usually a canditate for the Theory. One must look past these imperfections and discover the beauty 4 or 5 years from now. Secondly, the body is important, if shes over weight or lacks nutrition and needs the right amount of meat? go for her, be friends with that. Since losing weight is easier than losing ugly.
An example of the Shaikh Potential Theory is Ugly Betty or the chick that played Velma in the Scooby Doo series.
by Daniyal Shaikh October 21, 2008
Get the Shaikh Potential Theorymug. Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
by MarshalJD September 1, 2009
Get the Candy Bar Theorymug.