walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)
"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"
by the anaconda October 16, 2010
Get the walking wank mug.

stamina wank

To masturbate prior to sex thus increasing ones stamina during intercourse
John had not had sex for some time. He better have a stamina wank, or this could be over very quickly indeed
by howard1976 June 07, 2014
Get the stamina wank mug.

German wank

A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body
Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night
by Currant bunman May 22, 2015
Get the German wank mug.

jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.
come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.
by Tudgey September 06, 2008
Get the jockey wanks mug.

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on
I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle
by Nested Elevator January 06, 2018
Get the Wank Shuffle mug.

Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
Get the Wank-Spank mug.

Fifa wank

When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.
I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.
by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019
Get the Fifa wank mug.