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tit tortilla

sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!
hey girl, this is aint no mexican restaurant! put away those tit tortillas!
by haruuur June 4, 2010
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Trucker Tits

A pair of magnificent tits that are heavenly and at times do more bad than goods.
An accident on highway 69 was caused by a horny male driver named devin getting distracted by a smokin pair of trucker tits which belonged to a milf two lanes over.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011
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tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.
If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011
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Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.
by Spiraldown May 28, 2016
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parrot with tits

a bimbo with more silicon in her breasts than brain cells in her head.
by gatorback rippa March 16, 2010
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Basement Tits

Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.

They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.

Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."

Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."

Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 27, 2011
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Amin's tits

Hey, those are Amin's tits
by طيزي كبير May 24, 2021
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