pussness

The essence of puss

come on babe don’t you wanna feel my pussness!

by Hair Jordan March 10, 2018

Puss chapped

When a female is “butt hurt” but then she takes it out on everyone.

Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.

by Sumrbrzg April 12, 2023

Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 20, 2020

Sally sour puss

Sally sour puss is the feminine version to chass sorry ass. It is used to describe a (feminine) person who is always looking for sympathy or pity

A: nobody likes me I'm so ugly
B God you're such a Sally sour puss

by Pinkydash August 2, 2023

crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.

Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.

by IAmRampantSprouts May 24, 2015

slinging the puss

What a woman does to get whatever she so desires.

Peter: "Did you hear she got a promotion AND a raise?"

Colby: "That ugly bitch has been in the bosses office slinging the puss!"

by acg4ife July 9, 2016