chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ April 04, 2018

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

B-chop

A judo chop directly to the asshole.

"I just landed a sweet b-chop on my international law professor."

"Chad b-chopped me so hard I can't go to the gym."

by TheFrenchman6789 September 26, 2017

beefy chops

a females loose pussy flaps

eww, that old bitch has beefy chops

by d September 27, 2004

gudy chop

a nasty phrase said by a nasty person while wearing sunglasses and holding a rifle

"gudy chop"
"yack"

by jeandme November 08, 2013

gay chops

The one asshole who wants to be your gf/bf and you decline

Don’t want to be your gf/bf gay chops

by #by griffeticrazis October 18, 2021

cheezit chopping

The think you do when your a dumbass hilljack

Who’s that? That’s cheezit chopping landon

by Mr.Hilljack November 17, 2019