Boy Bean

If you touch it you get happy :)

Come over here and touch my boy bean

by oomshi July 19, 2021

bean stinkle

A bean stinkle is when a female farts and it rolls up to the front.

Sally was sitting on the couch wiggling her butt and it made a fart sound, I know she was wiggling out a bean stinkle.

by HuffHouse January 18, 2022

Bean Harbinger

The Most feared sports competitor on the face of this planet

im a modern day bean harbinger

by 03gallagherj February 15, 2008

terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

Bean Pusher

Noun - A derogatory term associated with gay men and boys who enjoy playing with the male genitalia.

Noun 2 - A derogatory term associated with asians, less often specifically targeted at gay asian boys.

Origins for definition 1: Began in Lamar Colorado, USA, around 2020, by teenagers making jokes. Became popular by 2022. Mainstream use of this word seems to be associated with Donald Trump.

Origins for definition 2: Sprouted from definition 1 in the same town, same time frame. People realized that it sounded racist as well as sexist, and began using the term to discriminate against asians as well.

(Man sees two other men holding hands) "Hey! Look at those bean pushers!" (Definition 1)

(Woman goes to asian restaurant) "This place is full of bean pushers!"

by Caffeinator25 May 10, 2022

bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.

I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.

James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.

by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015