danish sack

a scrotum that has not been washed in 3 weeks and 7 seconds
Bill Cosby has a danish sack.
by devondra October 05, 2008
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blow a sack

The act of buying a bag of cocaine and then proceeding to snort either a bump, line or the entire bag!
Whats up hoes? Ya'll trying to blow a sack?
Hey bitches, are you trying to hit the disco & blow a sack or what?
by too_juicy May 11, 2015
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fap sack

A fap sack is a homemade masturbation device that consists of two materials, those being a zip-lock sandwich baggie and lotion of the user's preference. Another requirement to use this device is that one must have a bed with a mattress and box springs. To use it, the user simply deposits a generous portion of his favorite lotion into the baggie, seals the baggie and spreads the lotion on the inside of it, and inserts the baggie between the box springs and mattress of his bed with the zip side visible. Lastly, the user then inserts his penis into the baggie and thrusts himself in and out of the baggie until climax.
Josh: "Dude, I just found a used fap sack in Brandon's bathroom that he forgot to throw away..."
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
by Hobo with a shotgun June 17, 2012
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Schlong Sack

When your nut sack is longer than your your asshole after Ant Man expanded in it.
I have a schlong sack
by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
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Sack Daniels

A more extreme version of a slamuel adams. A chick that you remember as being a 8 or 9 after a long night of drinking Jack Daniels, but realize when you wake up she is a 2 or 3 tops.
Bob: Dude what were you thinking last night?
Frank: I don't know what you're talking about.
Bob:that girl you left with last night. I hope she was just giving you a ride home...
Frank: Well...not going to lie, definitely pulled a sack daniels last night.
by Slampiece king October 06, 2011
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Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack
"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."
by Reindeer Hunter February 07, 2013
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