Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 24, 2022

Mile Peaks

Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit

Been feeling kind of “Mile Peaks” lately, might whine about my feelings the whole day

by BigBrollickBlackDude April 14, 2020

by a mile

someone or something wins or is the best by a mile, they are much better than other people or things

engine 2t is better than 4t by a mile

by OMGenna October 26, 2019

jewell and miles

Two kids who met and are very shy towards each other. Only have met once or twice but will soon rule the world together! Love at first sight...

We could be like Jewell and miles one day.

by Unicorn porn xxx March 14, 2017

7 Mile Projectile

When your private is 7 miles long

Damn Daniel, that’s a nice 7 mile projectile

by 7 miles projectile January 31, 2022

miles ng

a gay person

James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John

by memeyselfandi March 26, 2018

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by I hate MDY date format April 03, 2025