Slippery Mexican

This term is used similarly as calling "shotgun" to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. You can only call slippery Mexican once another person has already called shotgun (before you) and has justly reserved a front seat... Right as the person opens the front passenger side door to sit down, quickly and discreetly "slip" past them from the side and into the seat, all the while calling "Slippery Mexican". After your ass is firmly planted in shotgun you have won the spot fair and square. See "Border Patrol" in order to defend against this technique.
Friend: "Shotgun"
Me: "Damn, OK looks like i'm sitting in the back..."
*Waits for friend to open door*
Me: "Slippery Mexican"
*Slides past friend and sits in shotgun*
Friend: You're the worst kind of person.
*Friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride*
by Tmoney06789 August 07, 2014
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Mexican Crack

The product after mixing cocaine, baking soda and a few drops of water, spread equally on a neat and square piece of foil, about the size of an old vinyl record cover. See also, freebasing, foilies.
Daniel: "Hold up Tyrone, me and Juan, gonna finish the rest of this here 'Mexican Crack' before we go."

Fabric: "Do what the fuck you do, S-A's."
S-A: orignating from the slang word 'ese.' Used by Latinos. Afro americans from urban areas, mainly from Texas, use this term to describe Latinos.
by Thefreebasexxpert March 06, 2010
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Mexican Hoho

Rolled up grass that is unrolled and used by landscapers.
That guy is laying down some turf with a Mexican Hoho.
by Mario Lomas April 03, 2008
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going Mexican

Driving with an illegal number of passengers. Derived from how media often portrays illegal immigrants crossing the Mexican/American border, with many of them sitting tightly packed in the back of a truck.
*Friend enters car*
Driver: Ready to go? We gotta pick up Joey, Tom, Kelly and Sarah too.
Friend: Doesn't your car only fit four?
Driver: Yah... We're going Mexican, no worries.
by t3h_m4n_w1t_t3h_pl4n February 27, 2011
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Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it
by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017
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Mexican Gunfight

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

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If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!
“I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”
by 291whiskeybitch July 14, 2018
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Mexican Milkshake

Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it
Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake
by whenyousearch"hi"onUD March 01, 2021
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