cerryg evans

A really big fag who gets off looking at tub girl, goatse etc. Has sex with his mom, who is brown, therefore making cerryg brown.

My name is Cerryg Evans and I am a fag.

by Some white guy February 11, 2004

Evan Rachel Wood

Evan is a young, beautiful and talented actress who somehow managed to get a large army of haters. This is most likely because of her relashionship with Marilyn Manson, and the fact that she was chosen over Ugly Von Teese in the Manson household.
Even though she is constantly critisized by the fans of Dita, it does not matter because everyone who has all their wits can clearly see that she is gorgeous, and incredibly gifted in both acting and singing.

Those Evan Rachel Wood haters are fuckin' retarded.

by xDroppin'Ax June 10, 2008

Evan "SEABASS" Hyde

A well respected, bearded, young man. He used to play guitar in a band called Athanatos, but now he spends his free time getting trashed, smoking reds and loving life all at the same time. You could say he enjoys the simple things in life.

Evan "SEABASS" Hyde

by Kageeee November 11, 2009

chris jamal evans

christopher jamal evans
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩

oh? chris jamal evans?

that's a black king right there.

by cevans fan April 7, 2022

daddy chris evans

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies

person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette

by smerra December 8, 2021

Evan James Blackmon

Friend with everybody, hella Good looking, Smart af, athletic, and gets all the pussy

Evan James Blackmon is one of the coolest people I know

by Spit staight facts August 6, 2018

evan big dick

likes to suck girl's boobs like andrea's

Evan big dick is a nice person because he is a boobsucker.

by ygfdxxdtfyugoiogfcdcfygviuohbi June 9, 2020