carpenter's dream

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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dream cream

something that cums out of Bess's mouth when she is horny.
The guy in the green shirt had me squirting dream cream all over my pants.
by Nolan .G June 12, 2008
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diary of dreams

a fucking awsome german gothic rock band who most of their songs are in english
diary of dreams one of 18 angels
by the torn prince March 26, 2004
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Dream Team

A social group, sometimes "friends" that you hang out with because it is either them, nerds, or nobody. The members of a dream team will probably be popular or at least think they are popular. Although you hang out with them, you do not really fit in. You know that they do things all the time together, but you are almost never invited to join them. A lot of the time it is almost an honor if you do not fit in with them; if you do, then it is probably not a good thing. Sometimes people try to act like they are not part of one, but if they are in denial about it, then they are probably part of one. If you are in this situation you probably dream about what it would be like if you were included in the group, but you know that it won't actually happen. Even if you feel bad temporarily, you will have the last laugh in the end.
You- "Yeah Sis, it kind of sucks."
Sister- "What do you mean?"
You- "I know that my "friends are hanging out at the mall, and yesterday they were chilling at Kyle's house. All of them were there, but I wasn't invited."
Sister- "It doesn't really matter. You are probably part of a dream team."
You- "Maybe..."
Sister- "Trust me, it's a good thing if you don't fit in. In fact, it's a bad thing if you do fit in with them.
You- You know what, you're right!!!"
by MusicDude88 February 01, 2009
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danish dream

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.
Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!
by ScottyMate February 02, 2017
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Dutch Dream

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.
Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.
by domc June 26, 2015
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dream-shag

A dream which involves shagging someone you were fairly sure you really didn't want to - e.g. your mother.
Man, I dream-shagged my sister last night! I wish I hadn't enjoyed it.
by hairypict October 27, 2009
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