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Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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Caleb Murray

a nigger faggot that deserves hot sauce poured down his penis. (he fucked my dog) he once shoved an entire pvc pipe into his squiggly diggly. some might refer to him as a child molester. (edp445 roleplayer) he is also jew that looks like jack harlow.
your acting like Caleb Murray right now
by BigFatHairyNigga January 12, 2023
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Calebitis

When someone gets touched by caleb, and

soon to die
Someone touched caleb, and they got calebitis
by Sam.cheesegriller January 12, 2023
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caleb

cock cok caleb
by iuygik,iu7urtfww January 13, 2023
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caleb

a boy who buys Tik tok followers to get clout.
have u ever heard of a caleb? that guy is MEGA AMBITIOUS!!
by juul gyang October 16, 2019
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Caleb

A boy (usually turns gay around 9) who will usually date people not in person but online also tends to attract weird stalkers and old men if you meet a Caleb and you are a guy he most likely will make moves on you he is also a loyal friend who is insecure but honestly good looking if you meet a Caleb keep him around also if you're a gay guy and you meet a caleb prepare to be asked out-
"Caleb is such a gay boy"
by Steve Harrington ueeeee October 17, 2019
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Caleb

A generally gay guys that girls later in life will find girls to like him Caleb is a nice person and sometimes athletic Caleb is a good loyal boyfriend and never cheats unless they cheat first Caleb tends to date online instead of in real life
Girl:Holy shit did you see Caleb biking without his shirt in today?
by Steve Harrington ueeeee October 17, 2019
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