Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

by Heh, im better than you November 13, 2019

Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 31, 2020

Slap Your Teacher Day

The day where you slap your teacher

The day everyone loves is slap your teacher day

by Kpop.Multistan July 23, 2021

IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers

Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.

teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Teachers 👨 🏫 👩 🏫

People that torture you and make you not want to live life

Teachers 👨 🏫 👩 🏫 made my friend die of stress.

by Hi peps November 21, 2019

National Give a Teacher Head Day

basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’

by lenauchiha September 25, 2019

national love your history teacher day

september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever

Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
Nuts: its national love your history teacher day

by aubreyelle September 3, 2021