turtle fuck 

a pancake that is being used for masturbation.

damn hand me that turtle fuck

turtle fuck by Georgia Brott December 9, 2007

Turtle Face

Turtle Face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. Their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.

"Dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! What's with that?"

"She must be a Turtle Face"

Turtle Face by Sexy Mushroom Face December 4, 2011

Turtle Steppin'

To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.

"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"

Turtle Steppin' by Liz and Asia June 4, 2007

turtle-douche 

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

turtle-douche by runepaladin January 16, 2009

turtle-foot 

A camel-toe so large that it resembles the foot of a fucking ninja turtle.

Check out the turtle-foot on Sally!

turtle-foot by mildew September 14, 2013

Turtle Eyes 

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.

You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.

Turtle Eyes by jj71 August 28, 2014

Turtle necking 

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

Turtle necking by Jr LS August 13, 2017