Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.
*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 31, 2019
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Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.
teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
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Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!
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Teachers 👨 🏫 👩 🏫

People that torture you and make you not want to live life
Teachers 👨 🏫 👩 🏫 made my friend die of stress.
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basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A
Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day
by lenauchiha September 25, 2019
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Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
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November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.
Abby: omg did you really fuck him?

Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
by Have a great day 😌 November 16, 2020
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