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spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries
DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?
by psuedolicious December 18, 2013
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satisful

Satisful= more than satisfied but not uncomfortably full.
My wife made a great soup for lunch, I am satisful.
by MottoBodyIke March 14, 2014
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Satisfacation

satis-fa-cation
combination of satisfy and satisfaction.

:to cause (someone) to be happy or pleased
: a happy or pleased feeling because of something that you did or something that happened to you
: the act of providing what is needed or desired : the act of satisfying a need or desire
: a result that deals with a problem or complaint in an acceptable way
:to feel good or at ease when a job or task is done properly or complete.
-You can't get any satisfacation when something is done poorly or half way.
-There is no satisfacation in loosing.
-I complained to customer service about the bad service but didn't get any satisfacation.
-I feel a great deal of satisfacation when helping others.
by GOOBER May 14, 2015
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staisian

Dude you see that staisian do that steezy ass tre flip
by SkaterGabe June 15, 2016
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satisfactorize

Altering evidence to make an outcome seem more appealing; to achieve satisfaction through artificial means.
"Hey bru, don't waste time making it perfect - we can satisfactorize it later."
by windipsnippin June 20, 2016
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satisfiedsatan

a cool person, who isn't actually satan. this person is serious at times and the life of the party at other times. they can NEVER be satisfied.
Person 1: "did you hear what Jennifer did?"
Person 2: "she's such a satisfiedsatan"
Person 1: "what does that mean?"
Person 2: "it means she's insane"
by satisfiedsatan March 23, 2017
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satisfied seven

An achievement where one individual makes seven (or more) others orgasm at a party.
That party was lit! I scored a Satisfied Seven and even got a couple phone numbers, set a new record for myself.
by JamieSharp June 7, 2017
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