by fagatron2.0 December 15, 2004
A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.
John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on?
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.
by Bluerain12ya November 25, 2016
"mike it was awful.." "what?" "last night...it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah." "shit dude..." "IT WAS EVERYWHERE!"
by i use your internet to torrent November 13, 2011
Passing ice cream through kissing from one mouth to another. When the ice cream is passed along its melty and would resemble soft serve ice cream.. Only dirty or cheap people think that when someone asks to 'have a taste' means backwashing their ice cream.
by CasieTheRadBitch March 26, 2007
by bob_n_monkeys1 December 02, 2008
Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.
by FredDePieGuy October 05, 2017
d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?
by sexesful spooning February 24, 2012