by SPERM EJACULATOR January 12, 2017
Get the sperm worldmug. Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023
Get the Sperm Lockedmug. A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
by ALDND January 30, 2025
Get the Sperm Baby Massacremug. by karatejoe February 27, 2018
Get the Sperm burpermug. by Naho November 12, 2020
Get the Sperm Glovemug. person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018
Get the Sperm-Scrannermug. When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up
by DiKiFo August 27, 2016
Get the Sperm-upmug.