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Soccer

The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)
Bud: Hey y'all, why you boys playin' soccer?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?
by theEnglish June 15, 2009
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major league soccer

Professional soccer in the United States. David Beckham came to play for the LA Galaxy, and they are still the worse team in the MLS, he is now hurt, and never plays.
Major League Soccer is crappy in the US.
by Charlie J. October 11, 2007
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Baseball Player/ Soccer Player

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010
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soccer goth

A person who thinkks she is so goth and so good at soccer, but really tries just too hard at both or those things.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.
*Ally* wow, sam's just trying too hard to be goth.

*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer

*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!

*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.
by St. Mary's 8th grade girls October 5, 2007
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Soccer

Its a sport any one can play it is called football every where else then were we live!⚽
Soccer a game
by Kaykay32 June 18, 2016
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Soccer

America is the only country that uses the word soccer. The whole rest of the world uses the word FOOTBALL. The correct word.
by lolwtfbbqroflcopterlawl April 25, 2009
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Soccer

To play soccer means to smoke cannabis; it is the newest slang term for marijuana.
Yesterday night, me and my friends went out back and played soccer.
by TheOneWhoDidnt December 15, 2012
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