The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)
Bud: Hey y'all, why you boys playin' soccer?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?
by theEnglish June 15, 2009
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Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010
Get the Baseball Player/ Soccer Player mug.A person who thinkks she is so goth and so good at soccer, but really tries just too hard at both or those things.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.
*Ally* wow, sam's just trying too hard to be goth.
*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer
*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!
*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.
*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer
*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!
*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.
by St. Mary's 8th grade girls October 5, 2007
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Get the Soccer mug.America is the only country that uses the word soccer. The whole rest of the world uses the word FOOTBALL. The correct word.
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