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skeet

The spill of light emitted from a brightly lit personal mobile device while in a darkened room, such as a movie theater or a bed room. This modern form of "light polution" is distracting, obnoxious, and even dangerous. Skeet has become a growing cultural concern, with numerous activist groups (such as the NRA and the rap/hip-hop community) working to raise skeet awareness.
I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had so much of Michael's skeet on my face.

Normally I would have seen the oncomming car, but it was dark outside and there was too much skeet on my windshield.
by sine13 January 8, 2014
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Greet n Skeet

It is for when you greet someone and right after you intend to have sex with them after the greeting.
Damn she is real sexy...think its time for a Greet n skeet
by Zurrrriely November 9, 2010
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skeet

Man jelly. Also defined as a special juice, held in the male sack. This juice determines if your kids look cute, or really fucked up.
-Is that skeet on your teeth?
-Justin smells like skeet.
-Margot's nuts contain skeet.
by Justin (J-Dirty) September 23, 2005
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skeet and delete

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and then punch her in the stomach
Deleting the child inside her
Me and my girl had sex the other night and when I nutted i had to pull a skeet and delete
by Dickydanwithafryingpan April 5, 2018
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skeeter

A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.
I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.
by tahanks April 14, 2008
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Skeetasaurus

a person of very high sexual activity who skeets all over town
Man, Tyrique is a Skeetasaurus
by Pimp Pimp Hooray April 21, 2006
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Skeet

A word the Manx (Isle of Man) person would use instead of gossip, the biggest gossipers on the world. Skeet can travel from one end of the Island to the other in amazingly little time.
Dave "What's the skeet fella?"

Juan "I saw Bob down strand street going into Anne Summers on Tuesday!! Dirty shag!"
by TWIOM June 16, 2008
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