by Salomien October 22, 2019
A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.
Good person Simon
by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021
a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga
by johnshs September 28, 2021
In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
by Simples1976 August 06, 2021
Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.
Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
by Wet Willy October 27, 2017
tingggg
by colton david July 12, 2022