Shart

Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start

Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.

by B&E9 August 8, 2024

Shart

The mathematical equation is:

shit + fart = shart

Dang! I just sharted BAD

by theguywhossmarterthanyousoshut November 29, 2020

Shart

A fart combined with shit

A:I shart edge

B:Disgusting creature

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

shart

shit and fart

me when i shart
i sharted and it was massive

by i sharted😭 November 25, 2021

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe extremely bad (mostly modern )art.

"My dad thinks all video installations are shart"

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021