sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.

"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."

by nukespike October 1, 2011

sick dick

sex from a guy who has a cold or is generally feeling ill

John Doe: Hey baby...I'm home sick today from work...I feel terrible but im so damn horny

Jane Doe: ur so nasty...i guess its sick dick for me

by pervtasticJR October 23, 2010

jack's dick

A usually large dick more than 10 inches long and 2 inches wide.

jack's dick is huge! he pounded me with it for an hour last night!

by Whiteboi6969 December 17, 2016

dope sick love

The act of falling in love while under the influence of drugs. This love usually fades with the passing of your high.

We did so much coke last night I fell in dope sick love with Andy, then I saw him when I was sober and well, fuck that.

by Cicx December 13, 2008

Shicky Boom

Exclamation of excitement invented by Andy Albright. Used when someone is about to make money.

This man's bonus is twice as much as his monthly mortgage, Shicky Boom!

by Media Guy 2 August 22, 2011

Sick Ass

Another term used to describe Diarrhea.

Dude, my stomach hurts so bad from that Chinese food last night, I had sick ass when I woke up this morning.

by ThisGuy3044 July 1, 2021

bum's dick

to smell really bad

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.

by jbsmells May 3, 2009