Samuel

Samuel is ain't no pussy at all he is a pussy destroyer and that without have sex, alcohol or drugs he is a fucking man who slapp all things and yeah he is better than God Jesus no NO NO FUCK that he is fucking universe. But he is a very gentleman who cares about he's family and cares much about his girlfriend be could take he's life because the can still alive that is a god FUCKING man. And he has a huge penis

Dude that guy is so Samuel

Man did just that guy take a bullet for his girlfriend

by Slappisssh December 12, 2016

Samuel Ferguson

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue

Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

by Lilillilli nany hand July 15, 2019

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

Things were sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

samuel's

a Samuel is most of the time a big sexy beast with a nine foot horse cock

holy shit your cocks are big you must be samuel's

by sir sammy long cock February 12, 2022

Samuel

He is a fat stinky pedo

me:hey who is that
john:that is a stinky fat pedo
samuel:im not a pedo

by vkhvhxv May 8, 2023

Samuel ryder academy

SRA a school for which boys and girls go to get a lower self esteem, to have no friends and to have the teachers give consequence points

Random : hey do you go Samuel Ryder Academy ?
Student : yes , why ?
Random : I feel so bad

by VikkyK10 May 13, 2022