An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020
Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
by steezybreezybeautiful March 25, 2011
"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"
by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019