A bag that contains vaginal gasses and is usually is distributed to a large amount of sadistic men who usually go by the name "bush".
Bush declared that same-sex marriages were unethical.....so a pack of lesbians queefed into one bag and presented it to bush. And that sick son-of-a-dildo-loved it.
by Skyclad_Vikky April 13, 2004

The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.
Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.
by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

by 03woodsj May 28, 2009

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
by QueefLord April 19, 2016

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.
by Spider queef December 20, 2021

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021
