queef bag

A bag that contains vaginal gasses and is usually is distributed to a large amount of sadistic men who usually go by the name "bush".

Bush declared that same-sex marriages were unethical.....so a pack of lesbians queefed into one bag and presented it to bush. And that sick son-of-a-dildo-loved it.

by Skyclad_Vikky April 13, 2004

Queef Cloud

The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.

Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.

by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

queef-bean

a bean that queefs

"Margolis, your such a queef-bean!"

by sam56sha56 October 19, 2008

Queef Pie

The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus

Omg I had a queef pie last night!

by 03woodsj May 28, 2009

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord April 19, 2016

Twisted queef

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.

Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.

by Spider queef December 20, 2021

Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.

Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.

by q&r June 5, 2021