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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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Puss

Someone explaining to another that what they did/said is cool. Excitement and acknowledgment that it’s cool.
Person 1 telling person 2: I went snowboarding and as I was bombing down the slope I noticed the rail in the park so I just went for it and perfectly landed and did a double twist before landing back down on the slope.
Person 2 replying: That’s puss! You gotta take me next time you go boarding
by MarizzleRaelyzzle June 22, 2022
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Chicken puss

A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc
Bill called.. he said he’s gonna eff my chicken puss!
by Willthebicicelman6969 June 21, 2025
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Roblox puss

A tried-and-tested way to get banned from Roblox.
Roblox puss. GET BANNED!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! C:<
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 March 30, 2017
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Powder Puss

When you haven’t washed your pussy in awhile and white, Powdery looking mold covers your vulva.
That bitch hasn’t showered in forever- she probably has powder puss.
by Big mooma May 8, 2020
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puss puss pussy

the thing boys lick when they have a bf. this thing is used in sex where dick goes inti pusssy or the man licks the pussy. i ever feel it and SEX IS SOO GOOD you singgle bitch get the fuck out of here if you never felt sex.
guy: IMMA LICK THAT BEATIFUL PUSSY MAN AND PUT MY DICK IN IT. IT WILL BE SO GOOD puss puss pussy so good good goody
by lick my pussy for FREE December 12, 2023
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Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021
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