Plus Two

When someone tries to plus one an insult but you’re more amazing, so the secret law is that they have failed and they will always be plus two of which ever insult they try to plus one you with.

“Your a idiot Norma.“. “well your a Idiot plus one Sharon” but because Norma is more amazing she instantly gets to plus two Sharon... and there’s no defeating Norma now.. ever.

by Jamielost February 23, 2020

Plumbkin

Gettin a blowjob after a ok comedy set

“Took the new girl to see my standup for the first time?”
How’d it go?
“Well it was a wednesday and it was kinda bad weather, so the crowd was me. Plus that sport event… and i had to follow that one weirdo. I was workin on some new stuff, it was aight… still gotta plumbkin tho, so i guess she digs me.

by Toddilocks December 15, 2022

Sick Plumber

The sick plumber occurs when a dude is boning a girls' ass (thus blocking the "pipes"), and she slips out a fart that stinks so bad it makes the plumber throw-up immediately all over her back.

After giving Olivia the sick plumber, the gentleman peaced-out, making her clean the puke off her own back and bed.

by J. Kellett Z. December 15, 2008

Gary Plumb

A style of sexual foreplay that involves the use of an old school plunger. Either partner sticks the plunger to their belly button and proceeds to have usual intercourse until they make a sound that is similar to that of Gary the snail.

Dude me and my gf were watching sponge bob and I got the weirdest boner. So I went in Gary Plumb ed my lady.

by Attack gopher November 8, 2012

Getting Plumbed

Going balls deep in that ASS.

"If only she knew she was getting Plumbed tonight."

by On the porch August 10, 2016

commercial plumber

A person who doesn't take shit from anyone. Absolute badassary. Parades around like the big swinging dicks that they are. Work hard mentality. Most of them are alcoholics.

Wow that commercial plumber didn't take any shit from that power lineman.

by Hogtooth14 May 31, 2017

Fake Plumber

Someone who only does air conditioning plumbing not real plumbing

Jesse is a fake plumber he does air conditioners, he doesn't install toilets.

by smithypiejohn September 6, 2018