Please Me

A song made from Cardi B featuring Bruno Mars.

"Please Me Baby Turn Around And Just Tease Me Baby."

by Alexandria Carter March 9, 2019

Gooch guilty pleasure

The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.

Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"

Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."

by breeski December 16, 2010

Ninja Please

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.

White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!

by DiZ037 May 4, 2011

Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014

jack-off plea

A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!

Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

Pleasure balls

Pleasure balls are inserted into the vagina, both to stimulate and to generate orgasms. (Regular use may also help strengthen the PC muscle, which can enhance sexual pleasure in general.) The exact sensations and effects are sometimes subtle, and they may vary greatly from woman to woman.

She was having trouble orgasming, so I got her some pleasure balls to speed up the process.

by ricosayskaboom December 9, 2007

pleasure chest

A term often used to describe a woman’s breasts by gentlemen who enjoy partaking in the rich and rewarding pastime of Dutch fucking.

"So dude. She took me back to her place, cracked open the Pleasure chest, and began tenderizing my meat stick with it! Nice!"

by chucklemunch August 27, 2006