by qazellee August 28, 2022
Get the tom parkermug. The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.
by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
Get the Richard Parkermug. a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021
Get the Parkermug. Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.
by tvdu stan July 31, 2022
Get the Kai Parkermug. 
Get the Parkermug. Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.
1. "Ever since he got that new haircut, he’s been acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker, always fussing about his appearance."
2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."
3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."
4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."
5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."
6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."
7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."
8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."
3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."
4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."
5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."
6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."
7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."
8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
by daniel_jenz November 5, 2025
Get the Jett Wellington Parkermug.