parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild

yo parker come er n fuck me

by soupersoup April 22, 2020

Parker

One of the most talented people you will ever met in your life. He is very smart,but will never show how smart and talented he is. He is usually tall and have brow hair and green or blue eyes

Hot girl:I need to get me a parker

by Hrhejsjsbe February 11, 2019

parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

by ratweasel April 29, 2022

Parker

a curly head ass nigga who can’t save a goal for his life

“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”

Parker lets it in then punches the ground

by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024

bad parker

East European traveller

I can't go through, the bad parkers are back, looking through the rubbish for copper

by anonymous June 11, 2023

parker

He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.

parker is such a player

by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019

Parker

Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.

Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you

Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line

Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.

Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.

Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you

Parker- Yes please

by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021